A job for Women of the World.

Okay ladies, I have a job for you. It should not be that difficult of a task if you are of sane mind. Please read on and enjoy or puke, whatever floats your boat.

So most of you that read this blog, however unupdated i keep it, know that i work at Longhorn. I recently, i'd say a couple months or so, have volunteered to clean in the morning. My motivation behind getting up at the ass crack of dawn to go clean public bathrooms is first definetly off track but second and more importantly derived from my laziness that had embodied me since i have had the luxery of one job. I thought to myself if i am forced to get up in the morning than the possibilities are endless. I could go to the gym whne i get back i could catch up on some dvd tv. Even get errands done before noon!!! WHOA!! right?
Well, although i didnt disclude the fact that disgusting things might come with the terrritory, and i defintly do no expect one to feel bad for me when i say this next piece.
Listen up MEN or better yet LADIES TELL EM'... It's not the stuck on shit in the cracks of the porcelin, its not even the blood soaked toilet paper wrapped around what i hope to be nothing grosser than a used tampon or even better not wrapped tampons, side note; Ladies you def need better PERIOD ETTIQUETTE. Chapter One- How to dispose of your used tampon/pad. Anyways back to the subject at hand. Its not what you might think that makes me want to gag myself so that i am able to puke my last three meals!!!
I must say i have never in my 25 years of life, that of which all i have had a father and a brother, a fifth of that spent with boyfrineds, 5 years of marriage to a Colombian, and on numerous occasions public restroom atempts failed by going into the wrong gender, seen as many and as long of pubic hair in the urinals. i didnt know nor do i understand how this hair that comes from the male genatalia can be this long and that many. FOR HE LOVE OF GOD I ASK OF WHO EVER IS READING THIS TO PLEASE TRIM YOUR PUBES!!!!!!! If there are that many and that long that fall when you simply achieve the task of urination, than how many willl "fall" when we ladies try to achieve the lovely oral related task that you disgusting men want ever so often. I use the term "fall" very lightly becasue it is more likely that "choke" is the appropereate word in this case.
This makes me wonder do we live in a society where it has grown into not caring about our hygiene or is it the other way around and we have cleaned up our act and do care more than before. If it is the latter than the bathroom of the male species would have been hairier than an ape in distress!!!



I thought of writing this while at work today cleaning, but of course you make plans and god laughs at you. What i didnt plan on was looking for my keys for an hour. so needless to say this blog is a little late and i need to end it on that note since i need to be getting ready for my second trip to longhorn steakhouse for a hopefully better outlook on the day and MEN.


P.s. I thanked my hubby for trimming his pubes and i will admit in the beginging of our relationship, i did ask why? But i do not need to know now for it is a blessing.