Conversations of a server!!

Getting back into what this blog was originally meant for!! FUNNY THINGS AND GOOD WRITING.

So as you may know I am a server at Longhorn and tonight Friday night as usual we have our 14 servers on so everything is flying everywhere and your bumpin into everyone its a real fun time at the Horn.

So one of the servers today shared something that was obviuosly thought out before hand with me and a couple more, and this topic is dear to my heart so i must concur.

So this one particular server comes up and says "i hate when they steal your pens" I listened in becasue i agree pens are almost more important then the tip!!! So another chimes in and says "yea i wish ou pens had a button so when you pushed it it would explode so that they would get hurt" Well the first server says back "no what would be better a pen that when you get so far away from the owner of the pen it nukes you or better it tazers you and you fall down and deficate in your pants and your convulsing and then i will come and take my pen back and say thanks for the tip!"

This was very funny but i have also realized while reading it back to myself kind of a halfassed edit not so much when you write in in a blog!! SO back to square one, ramblings of nonsense by me. I apologize