The Ever so Confusing Intro

This blog will be of an amusing concoxtion of excess emotions and over opioninated details of my happenings. This intro, becasue 1. I have to leave for work in t-20 minutes, and 2. i thought of doing this blog in the shower, lastly 3. i have so many things i want to say, it will be very confusing, hence the great title adopted and originated by me.
A day to day dose of what happens or what has happened and hopefully what will happen, i say hopefully because who knows whats instore for the future and if its entertaining enough to be posted for all you bored sad litle creatures. I mean really, who is more bored; me writing about my "happenings" or you, at the edge of your seat ( you will be, i am hoping.) reading this?
Secertly i have started this blog to hopefully convince an editor or a publisher of some really cool magazine, or the top director in hollywood (casue we all know this is what she/he does in his spare time) that i have talent and that my life should become either A. a realtiy show, or B. a sitcom!!
I now have even less time to crunch all that i want you to know about me so here is one last tid bit.

I call this my "Happenings" becasue it will not be my life story, nor will it be a diary. i hope to achieve many things. One blog might be what happened that day like a diary the next blog might be my pet peeves. I do know, It will be the first ever, and hopefully (hint, hint, wink, wink) funniest ever "Happenings" of a Girl.
Sidenote; i can spell.

Double Side note; First time on here and making a blog, i ahve noticed that the time stamp of when i posted is wrong so please disregard.