I shouldnt be posting

So i will warn you the keyboard i presently sit behind is lacking a letter which i intend to not use this whole blog, becasue i wil have to stick a pencil in the hole of the letter that is not there and it will decrease the speed at which i type this blog i should not be posting. i say i should not be posting becasue i had a whole day planned out and an as of right not....uhh only a little behind. At first i was going to just put a space where the letter should be when i needed to type it but now i think what is a lot funner is trying to avoid to type it. then at the end of the blog youcan guess what letter it is!! Sounds like fun .
Since i should not be postong this will be a short blog or shorter then others i should say. And becasue of that i will change directions and just sort of rant on about nothing. Yesterday was a good day it was date day and he bought shoes for I and they are fantastic crazy great spectaculat shoes. before that we went to breakfast wehich wasnt necessarily a disapointing experience but it wasnt as good as i had hoped. we bot a new beta (Oscar) and we chose Oscar becasue at the store we had played for abouta half hour with a puggle and i had already stated the fact that Oscar would have been what we called the little guy but we cant get a dog...yet...so oscar a blue beta with hot pink rocks!!!

I do want to shed a little light on the subject i was originally going to wreite about.

Its a oldie but a goodie...Why do bad things happen to good people. In all cases and scenarios really. If youvbelieve in things happen for a reason if youbelieve in god or whatever it is thean can any of these things please anwser the question. i ceretainlywould love to know the truth. this could be even better why do good things happen to bad people and even better they becasue they are bad people think the good things are bad............wow i really need to know..........and i also have been doing a fantabulos job of never writing that darn letter...



when i get a better keyboard i will write again but for now i say farewell....


Guess the letter everyone guess it!!! There is not one in this entire blog!!!

A job for Women of the World.

Okay ladies, I have a job for you. It should not be that difficult of a task if you are of sane mind. Please read on and enjoy or puke, whatever floats your boat.

So most of you that read this blog, however unupdated i keep it, know that i work at Longhorn. I recently, i'd say a couple months or so, have volunteered to clean in the morning. My motivation behind getting up at the ass crack of dawn to go clean public bathrooms is first definetly off track but second and more importantly derived from my laziness that had embodied me since i have had the luxery of one job. I thought to myself if i am forced to get up in the morning than the possibilities are endless. I could go to the gym whne i get back i could catch up on some dvd tv. Even get errands done before noon!!! WHOA!! right?
Well, although i didnt disclude the fact that disgusting things might come with the terrritory, and i defintly do no expect one to feel bad for me when i say this next piece.
Listen up MEN or better yet LADIES TELL EM'... It's not the stuck on shit in the cracks of the porcelin, its not even the blood soaked toilet paper wrapped around what i hope to be nothing grosser than a used tampon or even better not wrapped tampons, side note; Ladies you def need better PERIOD ETTIQUETTE. Chapter One- How to dispose of your used tampon/pad. Anyways back to the subject at hand. Its not what you might think that makes me want to gag myself so that i am able to puke my last three meals!!!
I must say i have never in my 25 years of life, that of which all i have had a father and a brother, a fifth of that spent with boyfrineds, 5 years of marriage to a Colombian, and on numerous occasions public restroom atempts failed by going into the wrong gender, seen as many and as long of pubic hair in the urinals. i didnt know nor do i understand how this hair that comes from the male genatalia can be this long and that many. FOR HE LOVE OF GOD I ASK OF WHO EVER IS READING THIS TO PLEASE TRIM YOUR PUBES!!!!!!! If there are that many and that long that fall when you simply achieve the task of urination, than how many willl "fall" when we ladies try to achieve the lovely oral related task that you disgusting men want ever so often. I use the term "fall" very lightly becasue it is more likely that "choke" is the appropereate word in this case.
This makes me wonder do we live in a society where it has grown into not caring about our hygiene or is it the other way around and we have cleaned up our act and do care more than before. If it is the latter than the bathroom of the male species would have been hairier than an ape in distress!!!



I thought of writing this while at work today cleaning, but of course you make plans and god laughs at you. What i didnt plan on was looking for my keys for an hour. so needless to say this blog is a little late and i need to end it on that note since i need to be getting ready for my second trip to longhorn steakhouse for a hopefully better outlook on the day and MEN.


P.s. I thanked my hubby for trimming his pubes and i will admit in the beginging of our relationship, i did ask why? But i do not need to know now for it is a blessing.

Oh My I wrote a Post!!

I know you all missed me and i feel bad. No more worries for i am here and i am queer. Really that last sentence is more true than you know. Like four days ago i had a brilliant idea for a new post in my ever so confusing blog, but of course, i forgot and did not write it and so here i am rambling rambles of ramblness.

I have a few good ideas for upcoming blogs, and why i need to have these new ideas is becsaue ever since my computer crashed and i have not had the money to fix it i am no longer in the groove of my blog. Thus, to get me back i need to have a new motivation as to why i should come into my brothers room and write a blog while he is trying to watch tv but indefinetly cant becasue of my keyboard clatter. ( i just read that to him, he laughed).

Ideas;
I have been having for the last month or so crazy, vivd, dreams. I could become the next Stephen King. Only Candace Gomez. er ahem

If i was sticking to my guns, i would be writing to you that it has been just over a month since the big fight with DH and i have not said or called anyone to tell them that he is in fact changing, for one becasue i wanted it to be real and for two i guess casue i reeeally wanted it to be real.\

Or i would be rambling on to tell you that my brother is really wanting me to play ping pong with him right now, but i choose to write to you faithful followers.

I created a dunkin donut and am now awaiting the call from Dunkins to to tell me i won.

OOOOh here is a good topic. DH or as i like to refer to him as AP and APP. If you think to ask when you see me then ask but for sensativity reasons i will not share what these mean on here. All you need to know is that he was AP and is now APP.

We have successfully tried making a baby for 2 months now. First month ended in a roaring, raging AF and second month is pending, so when i say successfully what i mean is i actually got him to participate. Well AP would have anwsered a thought i had a few days ago, the thought being "Papi I dont think it worked this time either" on the subject of baby making, i dont know why i said it, maybe just to get a reaction out of him, which i guess in hindsight is a little mind gamish and i dont like that. Well anyway AP would have responded something along the lines of "good" or "few" with a big sigh of relief but APP anwsered "dont say that"!!! as if to say he was hoping it did!!! What really ? is this happening. He is currently changing and i hope it does not stop.

HI

I apologize, I have not written in a while. Many things have been happening and if your close enough to me you know a lot of whats been happening. Thank you for the support. Among other things my computer has officially crapped the bed and will only be fized when i have the money and that is low on the priority list becasue there are two other computers in my house so hopefully (wink, wink) and can use those if need be.

UPDATE
Everything is going good. Trying to find a morning job is not going so good :(